brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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