what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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