One girl and one boy is just not enough.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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