Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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