Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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