You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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