so that wasnt chicken after all
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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