I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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