How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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