he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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