i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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