Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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