Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
did you just send me my own nude
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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