Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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