Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm always down for nudity.
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