Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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