They should really pass out barf bags in church
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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