There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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