I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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