You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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