I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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