first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
