me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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