Me too!
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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