dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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