Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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