yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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