next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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