i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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