I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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