Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I am spending my child support on dildos
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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