you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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