So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
