8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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