yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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