I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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