I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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