Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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