I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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