there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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