just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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