But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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