More tranny stories later!
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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