Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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