Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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