I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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