so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
