What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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