So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
