Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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