Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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