No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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