no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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