Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Randomize
